The Reel of the Dead

Ted had been waiting for this moment for all week . The sun was setting over the tranquil lake, casting a golden glow over the water. His line was cast, and he was ready for the big catch. Suddenly, chaos erupted. Screams echoed through the woods, and Ted's peaceful fishing spot turned into a war zone. Zombies shambled through the trees, their moans echoing across the water. But Ted didn't flinch. He was too focused on landing the perfect salmon. Ted's obsession with fishing knew no bounds. Not even the undead could deter him. "Can't let a little apocalypse ruin my fishing trip," he muttered to himself. As the undead closed in, Ted expertly reeled in a beauty – a 15 pound chrome. He grinned, admiring his catch. The zombies, attracted by Ted's triumphant whoop, shuffled closer. Ted glanced up, nonchalant, and said, "Oh, great. Company. I am not leaving my spot."

With his fishing rod, Ted deftly swatted aside the grasping hands. Word spread among the surviving anglers: Ted, the unflappable fisherman, had become a zombie-slaying legend. They dubbed him "The Reel Reaper." Ted's gear evolved: fishing rod now paired with a machete, tackle box filled with makeshift explosives, and waders reinforced with Kevlar. Years passed, and Ted traversed the post-apocalyptic wasteland, fishing pole in hand.  Ted's mantra remained: "As long as there's water, there's fishing. And as long as there's fishing, there's hope." Ted's legacy lived on, inspiring generations of post-apocalyptic anglers. His name became synonymous with bravery, resourcefulness, and an unrelenting passion for fishing. In a world gone mad, Ted found solace in the gentle lapping of waves. His rod, his refuge.

Ted's Fishing Tips for the Apocalypse:

1. Use sturdy line – zombies can put up quite a fight.

2. Fish near abandoned tackle shops – great source of supplies.

3. Wear a fishing shirt, hoodie, or hat from Fysh Brain, for luck ;)

Classic trucker cap style with a cool fabric blend.  

Please note the design is printed not embroidered.

• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester

• Structured, five-panel, high profile

• Flat bill

• Snapback closure

• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–60 cm)



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